Is Decency dead? | Discuss

Dear David our great British public elected you Prime Minister
To protect them from forces stupid sinister

Should you get rid of these now
If the voter in the next election you want to vow

For totally fed up are our good citizens of such forces
This report comes from the best sources

Let us notice  our dear Majesty’s lead
Her decent advice to follow and heed

Justice Levens everybody is waiting for your judicial view
There is a crying need to include the police,TV too
The do gooder officials in your review
And the Good old British values of justice and fair play to renew

Biased one sided programmes are a generalised lie
They make all decent people cry

Tarring everybody with the same brush
All decency does crush

That there a few unscrupulous landlords is true
But there are many unscrupulous tenants not just a few

A report about tenants found
That one in 10 houses by them are burnt down

One in 5 are criminally damaged
They are totally trashed and ravaged

Where is the TV programme on this
How can they such big facts miss

Great sympathy for criminals
Who make decent people’s life abysmal

When our tenants did criminal damage
Our ex home totally trash and savage
They stole the boiler and the shed
They are such lovely people the sideline police said
Our own British law the police have not read
All justice and fair play are totally dead
You are stupid to provide people a lovely home and a roof over their head
Claim it from the insurance company instead

We want all decent people to emigrate
We want to create a criminal state

This will give us great power
Huge bonuses the govt will shower

The insurance company said if you make a claim
We will hold you in great disdain
Only super profits we want to gain
We are on the super greed train
We like our customers to blame

Oil companies make a million a minute
We have learnt from the programme ‘Rip Off Britain’

Your insurance we will not renew
That is our assurance view

The tradesmen charge a lot for shoddy work
Why are you complaining, everybody responsibilities shirk

The builders build houses from hell
They are protected so well

We also play the sideline police game
From this side lines police we train

When our cities did burn
All decency the rioters did spurn

The side lines police sat and watched it all
This was their great responsibility call

The judge said a medical certificate
From a British doctor was a fake
This was his judicial take

Trading standards said a 2 months notice by tenants is unreasonable in our view
Yet we always expect you to give 2 months notice too

It is wrong to expect tenants carpets to vacuum clean
Do simple maintenance, are you in a dream

It is their birth right to wear and tear
Trash, savage and leave your house bare

They are the real royalty true
Their blood is blue

A mutually agreed legally binding agreement is totally fake
Mockery of British law, trading standards and councils make

DPS review said so what if criminal damage tenants have done
Let them enjoy their criminal fun
Let them have a good holiday in the Spanish sun

The landlord’s job is to clean their muck
In the hard work and enterprise groove you are stuck

We officials look down on people who earn a living
The dole queues who are leaving

We look down on all business people
Risk taking and hard work is so feeble

You are putting our jobs at risk
Our huge govt wages and pensions we could miss

Why do you want to be a business person and a landlord
And provide people nice goods and a lovely abode

Why do you want to risk your money and work so hard
Sell up and get a benefit card

Become a tenant
Let the govt pay your rent
Benefit is a gift heaven sent
Let all landlords and business people repent
Waste the money they have spent

Let them clean your trash
Give their properties a good bash

Then every official will bend backwards for you
This our official creed true

To give all landlords and business people a nightmare
With our biased tactics totally scare

It is good the decent British public is totally fed up
That is our secret card trump

We want all decent people to emigrate
We want to create a criminal state

This gives us great power
On us big bonuses the govt will shower

If like a few of the bankers
Who after bonuses hanker

We will get huge salaries, bonuses and pensions in millions
When we throw away billions

We will also get a knight hood
In the highest esteem we will be stood

For we love rip off Britain
It makes our future certain

Our policy is all enterprise to kill
That is why we send them a huge taxes bill

We love to waste tax payers hard earned money
It makes us happy. We find it so funny

Responsibilities are stupid
Let us make decent peoples life putrid

Make them emigrate for our gain
Then all emigrants we can blame

Every few months HMRC get millions of people’s tax wrong
They blame everybody it makes them feel strong

They charge huge penalties
Based on their incompetent lies

We officials are the true bureaucrats
We are the real autocrat
In our secure jobs we are sat
We get salaries and pensions fat
We make decent people kneel and to us raise their hats

All decency justice and fair play is dead
Our own laws we have not read

We make our own rules and treat them as laws
We have strong official claws
We have decent people in our paws
We chew them up in our shark jaws

We love giving them a long night mare
Them we totally love to scare

Our policy is all enterprise to kill
That is our true official will

The true voice of the silent decent majority

Hirsch